Hello all, I am "The Uncensored Home Cook," and I grew up in the southern part of rural Virginia on a working-class tobacco farm in the company of cows, pigs, mules, hunting dogs, and one old disgruntle chicken. As a youngster, I saw firsthand the sacrifices my parents had to make to keep our farm afloat-to eliminate me and my siblings' stomachs from disturbing them at night. They were from the "make do" generation, whereas a meal was made from nothing and into something-as long as it was not fatal. It is because of them, that I will always pay homage to the laborer who works from "sunup to sundown," to provide for their family-and any elderly bootlegger, who is still getting away with-selling a "shot" of happiness at the neighborhood Shot House (SH).
As I embark on my journey to "dish out" some much needed laughter into this atmosphere, I do hope that you will be open-minded to my comedic philosophy for resolving a problematic issue-that you probably caused-and transform it into a resolution recipe. Remember, "Always make a connection to your food, and someone will make a connection that you were the one who cooked it!"
Encouragement for Meal Happiness
"Don't allow an omitted tooth or teeth, discourage you from
"gumming" a home cooked meal."
Advice for Peace and Sanitation
"Wanna know a persons' true aroma before you invite them over for a meal? Stay still long enough-to observe-who and what-they are sniffing."
Do you have a problematic issue that you are dying to spill before nightfall? If so, "Are you willing to "bowl it up" and throw it into a screaming hot pan?" If you are, I want you to know, "There is always a little space within my blog for anonymity. Just know, I won't judge you or talk about you-until after I have responded to your blog. Hopefully by then, you will be stricken with enough laughter, to force yourself to forget the real reason why-you were ever "stressed out" in the first place. "
If you own a restaurant, food truck, an unlicensed establishment, juke joint, or metal steel in the woods, there is a pretty good chance, I will be "sneaking up" on you, to taste whatever you are brewing or cooking up, to determine if you are cooking with love or hate. Whichever one is your cooking preference, will determine if you will be receiving the ultimate crumb or a loaf of bread!"
Want to purchase my comedy cookbook for more laughter, wash your hands, and use a clean finger to hit the "LINK" below.